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shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!
by Metyl July 22, 2021
mugGet the shit was trumpsmug.

Chaotic little shits ๐Ÿ˜›โœจ๐Ÿค—

A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift ๐Ÿ’•
โ€œOh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot ๐Ÿฅตโ€

โ€œOh theyโ€™re probably chaotic little shits ๐Ÿ˜›โœจ๐Ÿค—โ€
by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021
mugGet the Chaotic little shits ๐Ÿ˜›โœจ๐Ÿค—mug.

Shit

Shit
Shit!
by ShitHappensJustBecauseIShit November 24, 2016
mugGet the Shitmug.

Crazy Shit

When 2 elements combine to provide disorder and extreme shitness at the same time. Typically leads to catastrophic results however in rare cases (10000:1 chance) the elements blend seamlessly to create a force to be reckoned with.
Sam and Jack in the same team on Civ 6. Crazy Shit.
by Ze Germans. March 5, 2021
mugGet the Crazy Shitmug.

Shit

I am shit
by klokhuis March 10, 2022
mugGet the Shitmug.

Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substanceโ€™s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium
Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!
by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024
mugGet the Triple Point Shitmug.

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe thereโ€™s nothing there
I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit
by The shitburgular February 11, 2019
mugGet the Phantom shitmug.

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