bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Shitty shit shit

Shit is shitty and is your cock shitty

When someone is shitty shit shit to you

by anonymous April 22, 2021

shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

okie dokie shit

the act of being called to your father because you keep saying okie dokie for him to say “shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect”

chuckie: put your fuckin clothes away

hunter: okie dokie

chuckie: shut up with this okie dokie shit and learn some god damn respect

by kanker123666 May 24, 2019

Shit Depression

When someone, usually teenagers, are telling everyone that they have depression, listening to sad music and doing all that depressive stuff, but you can clearly say that they don't have any depression at all and are just posing, because depression is something cool sounding for them.

-i'm 14, i litteraly broke up with my boyfriend, i have two maths tomorrow and my parents don't want to buy me new iPhone, i think i wanna suicide, i have depression.
-You with your shit depression are so cringe.

by PaulMiller1225 September 23, 2021

DEEP SHIT.

When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

built like a shit duckhouse

A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.

"In his day Arnie was a big man, now the modern body builders are built like a shit duckhouse"

by Lazlobane June 25, 2017