i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

Millburn Public School District

Millburn has a very prestigious school system. Many come to Millburn/Short Hills for these very reasons. However, be advised! Their middle and high schools are very intense and fast paced. My family member claims it's "a fight" to get inquiries answered by teachers and staff.

Millburn Public School District is one of the best school districts in New Jersey.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

Magsig middle school

Magsig middle school is a school in Ohio where all the poor kids go, it’s rated 2nd most poor school in all of Ohio. The people that go here are normally losers,short, or freaks.

Magsig middle school is one of the work schools ever

by TheFactSpittingPerson March 14, 2022

School

Ah, yes, school. 5 days a week (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) you wake up at around 6 in the fucking morning which means you got about 2 hours of sleep because you stayed up until 4 in the morning completing a shitty useless assignment about things you won’t even need in the future. Basically you go to school and have to go from class to class for 7-9 hours which you’ll repeat the same thing the very next day. When you finally finish your day and is excited to go home your teacher goes “Class, I forgot to hand out this extra large 150-page assignment! The deadline is on Wednesday!” Again, you work on that all day and night. It repeats for 20+ years of your life. 20 years waisted on this shit you won’t even need. We’re in the 2020’s. It consists of stuff such as CALCULATORS.

Amy: hey, what’s that shitty jail cell looking building over there?
Bryan: oh, that’s school.

by I’m bored right now March 14, 2022

School

The process of constant struggle and pain just to get to one simple goal; being your own fucking human being. You are in a seemingly neverending repetitive cycle of the same bullshit, sometimes tweaked a bit. If you get a class with your friends or a teacher that genuinely gives a shit, you should be considered one of the luckier people and probably consider participating in the lottery, since this shit is unlikely as hell. The only good portions of this shit is an after school activity such as sports or esports, seeing your friends, sometimes a free lunch, and developing a deep and meaningful relationship with a significant other. If you get none of that, then I am sorry because you're all alone in a prison that tells you when and when not you can talk, eat, or even use a fucking bathroom.

Tyler: "There are actually 8 circles of hell."
Sam: "What is the 8th?"
Tyler: "School."

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Girl school

A school bell rings off the day,

Brings in a stray a few girls at play.
Cut school pink slips are fine

For a good time there's boys on their mind.

A bad girl smoking in school,

Breaking the rules acting real cool.
Talkin' 'bout all the rock boys,

Back seat joys with some boy's toy.

At the girl school, cause my baby broke all the rules.

Saddle shoes uniforms blue,

Love all the girls in the girl school.
Traffic jam in the hallway

Ooh I'm gonna stay this makes my day.

Well here they come girls from the school,
Breakin' the rules hot on the loose.
My girl left right from school,

Came over to my house, ooh...

by anonymous March 14, 2022