national big ass day

This a day for a the baddies with fatties

me: happy national big ass day!
*friend with fat ass*: thanks

by shoogieminty November 25, 2022

Punch gay day

From 5 to 10 July you should knock out gay men, police can't do anything about it

its 5 July,

Soo?
Soo what it’s punch gay day
Ship bro let’s go

by Mofti July 1, 2019

Tickle day

Tickle day is 24th of may

Tomorrow is tickle day

by Ticklem0nster69 May 23, 2022

Hoetoe Day

on march 5, 2021, 2 dummies, brooklynn and tay, became bsfs. this is a NATIONAL holiday forever and always!!!

OMLLLL ITS HOETOE DAYYYY!!!!

by skeetskeetthebest March 4, 2022

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

Make fun of Hoe’s Day

18 of November

On make fun of Hoe’s day you can call hoe’s, hoe’s

by Ella Hull November 17, 2019

National Be Racist Day

October 12th is national be racist day. The day where you have to be racist to celebrate the foreign community.

My friend George does not like national be racist day

by GeorgeTheMexicanBitch October 12, 2023