You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.

Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok

by PseuDoneWithThis April 8, 2024

hear you

another saying for “hear my man” but a shorter version come on its not that hard to put together...

friend: “ah you breath stinks bro”

you: “hear youuu”

by Nyla-rose April 5, 2021

Hey how you doin

A fat line of the finest powder.

Yooooo I need a lil Hey how you doin

by blackestbaby July 26, 2024

Not Anymore You Don't

The phrase you use when a person is something, but for some reason, isn't anymore.

Person 1: "I'm smart"
Math: "Not anymore you don't"

by Loud Dumbass November 9, 2021

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 8, 2024

love you up

Phrase used to describe a desire to fornication with a younger adult of the same gender, simply to try to convince them they need to read a self help book.

I'm not trying to belittle you. I'm trying to love you up.

by CellusMan December 2, 2020