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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

clocked your chain

When you can’t remember “clocked your tea”, instead it’s a chain!

“Ooooh…He clocked your-clocked your chain!”

by YouKattobekiddingme March 3, 2025

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

your mom

Milf.

Your mom is hot

by Addison177383 October 30, 2021

Fruits Your Loops

If something Fruits your loops it makes you feel good, happy, or content.

Do whatever makes you happy, whatever Fruits Your Loops!

by Unstopy October 14, 2022

What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?

Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023