A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.
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When you see lines on a girls face and you guess that she is good at sucking dick.
When talking about girls, you use the term dick gobblers. But when joking about blowjobs you use gobblers
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When talking about girls, you use the term dick gobblers. But when joking about blowjobs you use gobblers
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Get the Dick gobblers mug.Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
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