your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Ima break your nico nico kneecaps

That's a line most weebs use, usually meaning that you should probably step back because this is a person looking for a fight.

You better give that All Might figurine back or 'Ima break your nico nico kneecaps'.

by azsxsdedcsawqwertygbnhjiokmk;' February 3, 2021

Your mom

.fat

.Your mom is fat and that's just the truth of it, buster

by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016