rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.
by continual-insanity October 14, 2019
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shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
by Río Bravó January 23, 2018
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Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 28, 2020
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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.
"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "
by Banana Republik May 22, 2018
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shit hinigins

A phrase, more said like "SHIT HINIGINS," that is said when an act or sentence is done or said by a male, which is fairly or moderately homosexual.
*Blank* says = "Dude I love spaghetti and meat balls."
*Response by others* = "Dude, that was kind of homo, SHIT HINIGINS! SHIT HINIGINS!"
by Timpin P. April 27, 2008
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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker December 28, 2015
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