Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022

by Niig.shd May 14, 2024

A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"
Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016

by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023

A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
