bitches

what i lack. and what i assume you lack as well. i mean, come on man. ypu just looked up "bitches" on urban dictionary to see what funny shit came up. touch grass.

pov you: man i get no bitches. im going on urban dictionary instead of going putside and meeting potential bitches.

by feverdreamfatherfigure July 3, 2022

Bitch⁉️

Text you only type when you’re confused asf

‘I’m lesbian’
‘Bitch⁉️ You simp for multiple men‼️`

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW July 4, 2022

breezeline bitch

An easy breezy bitch.

"Yo Chad I heard you hooked up with Jessica" yeah man she was a breezeline bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

goldbloom bitch

The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.

I called that kid a goldbloom bitch and he didn't do shit about it, what a fuckin pussy.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022

I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.

Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

by The GAWG GAWG 3000 February 14, 2022

Courthouse bitch

A person who gets married in a courthouse because they aren't worth a traditional wedding

She didn't wanna marry him in a chapel because he was poor and she thought he was a courthouse bitch

by Ralphwiggum94 February 15, 2022

Bitch ass nigga

Anybody cj don’t like

You are a bitch ass nigga

by Theyyycallme.cjj February 15, 2022