Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

dick in hood

condom for gay people

damn that boy got his dick in hood

by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018

dick bun

When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!

Or could be a last name of a person.

Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...

by Dick Bun January 4, 2018

Dyke with a dick

An offensive way to insult a straight male

"Sam is a dyke with a dick"

by NibbaBoiMan April 23, 2018

dick flick

Like Netflix and chill yet both parties are in full consent

Yo me and Sara are going to catch a dick flick later.

by Jerry John Johnson January 5, 2018

Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018

Dick on miniscule

When it's fucking brick in the surrounding area, causing immense shrinkage of one's dick

It's negative four out, my dick on miniscule

by CilthyFasual April 24, 2018