douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Do I give a shit

No

Do i give a shit
No

by Slavic man May 23, 2021

G-shit

a word used by hood rats and uneducated idiots to impress some looser they call a friend.

mother fuckas giving them some G-shit

OMG your such an idiot

by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit holy fucking shit i cummed

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit holy fucking shit i cummed

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit holy fucking shit i cummed

by pemis nan August 3, 2024

bull shit hour

When it’s the last hour of work and it all starts falling apart.

“It’s always some bull shit at the time I’m almost off”
Call it bull shit hour

by Afroquariux May 31, 2021

Waleed shit

Refers to something VERY corny, stupid, and childish

“This is the most Waleed shit ever”

by stop playing pokemon 4 SHINY August 7, 2025