Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Good shit

A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.

"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."

"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."

by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Just doing shit

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point

You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.

by Jayaki June 10, 2024

Shit Show 2.0

A group of absolute dumbasses who only care about posting memes and sending nukes.

Yo, did you see the sick shit posted in Shit Show 2.0 last night?

by brooketastic May 2, 2018

Rich shit

When you eat spicy food and it results in you having to take a massive shit. This occurrence usually lasts 10-30 minutes and will leave you in anal pain half the time. It usually burns quite hard and is diarrhea in most cases.

Michael: Iguru, I took a massive shit this morning. Almost like a 'rich shit'.

by guacsteroni123 July 6, 2021

Rainbow shit

An unbelievable occurrence, similar to oh shit or oh snap.

You got to be Rainbow shitting me?!?

by Ablued August 19, 2021