Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024

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Shit & Run

When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.

Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?

Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.

Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.

Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.

by Stoney69 August 18, 2022

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