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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
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Holy Shit Fucking Mushrooms

when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire
Holy shit fucking mushrooms! There goes Chernobyl Reactor No. 4!
by MartianSupremacist November 13, 2024
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what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Eat shit

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".
1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"
by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024
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diddy shit

Relating to diddy and/or his allegations
Are you on that diddy shit?
by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024
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quan Shit

some DORK ASS NIGGA from philly that needs to be given a wedgie immediately after being spotted on the streets, in school or even in a public establishment. Another definition is a DWEEB ASS NIGGA thats mad sherm

Actually definition:
somebody’s who is a shit eater, titty milk drinker and a dork ass dweeb ass nigga
Yo see that dude over there, he be on some quan shit

Yea i see why we dont fuck with his dork ass 😭✌🏽
by Quanhater201372 November 22, 2024
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