A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.
"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."
"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."
"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"
by dogoodvillain March 25, 2024
(1. When you shit so carefully and make a shack out of shit.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.
(2. The shack in your ass where soldiers of popcorn kernels, donuts, and fries live and attack your toilet or pants.
Dude, Tom Kenny's shit shack attacked his pants today!
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.
My dog, 1978 Ford Pinto, shat so carefree, yet somehow made a shit shack.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 09, 2023
by Ja Bismarck March 25, 2024
“Man I sure love beat the shit out of Tyler day”
“Hey Tyler! It’s the 26th of march!”
“Please don’t.”
“I’m gonna beat the shit out of you Tyler.”
“Hey Tyler! It’s the 26th of march!”
“Please don’t.”
“I’m gonna beat the shit out of you Tyler.”
by RLovescaffeine March 25, 2024
The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 07, 2022
by Serendipity1307 October 07, 2023
by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010