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Wank yourself Watson

A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock
Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock

Person 1: Wank yourself Watson
by Jaydee18 September 4, 2013
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Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022
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wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!
by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 13, 2005
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wank xerox

"little timothy cant stop wanking now,the little blighter is at it from dusk till dawn every day"
by dave May 20, 2003
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wank-o-rama

A sight of a group of people engaging in an obnoxiously senseless activity.
Wank-o-rama: a bunch of wankers in Apple store, watching an episode of 'Lost' on an iPod Nano.
by BlizzArt March 6, 2008
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Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!
by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013
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mutual wank alert

Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!
I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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