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Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022
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stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it
the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank
by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
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Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.
by rallly ali January 26, 2011
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The Flying Yank Wank

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder
Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one
by Langersss April 9, 2020
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mutual wank alert

Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!
I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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wank-o-rama

A sight of a group of people engaging in an obnoxiously senseless activity.
Wank-o-rama: a bunch of wankers in Apple store, watching an episode of 'Lost' on an iPod Nano.
by BlizzArt March 6, 2008
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Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!
by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013
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