Awkward Turtle

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.

Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.

by pourky September 26, 2009

shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

by jaybiam July 6, 2011

turtle head

Turtle head looks like a dick

Every males have a turtle head.

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

Turtle Heads

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Turtle Neck

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

by Image Sack April 3, 2009

Turtle Tickler

The act of finger fucking a girl, while moving your fingers around and making goofy doodle noises in a high pitched voice.

Tyler gave me the best Turtle Tickler Ive ever had in my LIFE!

by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

by nick March 14, 2004