Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

by Bernard Matthews November 9, 2011

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

pussy chicken

A vagina that tastes like fried chicken.

Tyrone: bruh I'm feelin me some pussy chicken
LaMar: too expensive cuzz, Shaniqua got that pussy fish.

by ProudJew10987 December 2, 2016

im a chicken

The act of evolving into a chicken.

Hey Dave, im a chicken.

by MiniTheMutt May 14, 2018

Chicken Dip

Chicken Dip is defined as that 'special sauce', that someone has which makes them attractive. Usually a guy who is very smart, very attractive, a great dancer and wildly successful!

The kind of guy that every girl wants to be around!

Like when a girl says the following to a guy she thinks is cute:

"Hey baby, I want some of that Chicken Dip!"

by ZODADDY April 8, 2012

Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

by Melays April 21, 2017