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bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
by nitoxys February 16, 2017
mugGet the bacon smartmug.

Alive bacon

What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"
by Im jus coo January 22, 2021
mugGet the Alive baconmug.

Make some bacon

To riot (esp. with molotov cocktails) against the police.
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group of a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?"
by Crowbear October 4, 2022
mugGet the Make some baconmug.

Nasal bacon

Hard, crispy mucas, picked from a nostril.
Check out this nasal bacon I just excavated from my nose.
by G-Mann July 24, 2023
mugGet the Nasal baconmug.

bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
mugGet the bacon wisdommug.

Bacon hair

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair
by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024
mugGet the Bacon hairmug.

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.
If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
mugGet the baconatormug.

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