i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

phone porn

Having sex over the phone with a woman or a man who makes money of of your calls

I use phone porn all the time it almost the same as phone sex.

by Maty_the_hunn April 14, 2016

min phone

His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably

Min Phone and Dhiraj went to Bharat last year.

by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023

if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.

Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...

by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015

Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.

"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"

by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021

National Phone sex day

National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny

Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day

by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025

phone card

A slang to have gay anal sex with a man

"Buy me a phone card please"

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022