gnome cheese

Okay, this takes some explaining.
1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'.
2. Cheese made by a gnome.

Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"
Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese."
Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)

Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store."
Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese."
Will's mom- "What???"
Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants."

by JRFan August 1, 2007

Panty Cheese

panty cheese is slang for a clear or white vaginal discharge, this goo is best warm and is a delicacy amoung teenagers.

"Bakersfield smells like Carl's Jr. and Panty Cheese" -Mark & Brian radio program.

by Scott04069414 October 30, 2008

cheese face

A girl who likes to give head to unwashed dicks.

Her breath smells like crap. No, more accurately, it smells like dick. She's a cheese face.

by zzzboy August 20, 2009

cut the cheese

when some one farts.

who cut the cheese

by porra6 August 28, 2008

cheese turd

noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people

Taylor is Cheese turd

by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 30, 2004

cheese string

A long column of stringy cheese that can be peeled off in strips. A nice snack when it's time to relax!

Take it easy, have a cheese string!

by santas-a-drunk March 20, 2010

Swiss Cheesing

The act of forcing a fart past a turd, or through the porosities there of while still in poop chute.
Usually followed by the immediate stench of feces.

Dude, did you shit yourself, or are you swiss cheesing?

by Sir Dan-O February 5, 2007