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Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors
by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016
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eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.
With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.
by pedro seguro April 22, 2019
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Paper Mate

What you say to dudes next to you when you're overseas (most commonly in the UK, New Zealand or Australia) and you just broke down some killa and you're ready to roll dat ish up!
"PAPER, Mate!"
"Yo, throw me a f'n Paper Mate!"
"I gets ma fu¢#in Paper Mate!"
by BossWithThaSauce October 21, 2022
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paper train

“Ay when’s the paper train coming? “
“Soon tony, my uncles driving it. He’s the best paper train driver i’ve ever met..He won’t let us down.”
by dugwit May 27, 2020
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Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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