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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Lick the Stick

a bar game where men take turns trying to bone the hottest chick in the bar, specifically where you try to lick her "stick".
anyone down to play Lick the Stick? Winner gets free drinks for a week!
by Mr. Cool 2021 January 11, 2023
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Golden lick

When a man is urinating and someone licks the side of his penis.
That girl was so drunk she gave me a golden lick in the bathroom at the club.
by MA&D September 15, 2016
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Smith lick

One smith licks a girl in such a way she begins to see a ghost or cat fave through the wall .
I'm going to smith lick you tonight jenny

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by Hahahahayoloswag July 31, 2016
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devious lick

a devious lick is when you steal school property from usually that bathrooms and then put it in your backpack and take it home. most commonly soap dispensers and air hand dryers. some people even take the doors off the stalls.
Person 1: BRO WE JUSTT HIT THE ABSOLUTE MOST DEVIOUS LICK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK
by imacowgaming September 13, 2021
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Devious Lick

Stealing something that most people find impossible to steal usually in a school setting.
Bro Jathan just hit the most devious lick he stole an exit sign by the fire exit !
by Weird<Squishy>Lump September 17, 2021
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brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.
He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.
by fox_zero June 29, 2022
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