CAPS

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

ISMOKECAPS: HEY YOU STILL UP FOR FRIDAY
ITYPEINCAPS: LOL STOP TYPING IN CAPS
ISMOKECAPS: NO U

by Andriko March 24, 2011

White Wool Cap

The residual left at the tip of the penis after a male ejaculates into a napkin or a few squares of toilet paper, most likely after masturbating.

After going on a 3 day long, masturbatory binge, and ejaculating into every napkin he could find, Jim had a big enough White Wool Cap to fully clothe a tiny, Chinese village.

by Ze Ewok November 22, 2011

Dunder Cap

Dunder Cap: n \’d:(n-d;(r\ perh. fr. D dondér thunder + n \kap\ ME cappe, fr. OE cæppe, fr. LL cappa head covering, cloke

A contraction of dunce cap (1840) and dunderhead (1625).

An idiot, numb skull, blockhead or dunce. One who does not understand the obvious results of a planned action.

Ah come on you Dunder Caps! Look at what renovations to the Vinoy hotel did for downtown St. Pete! The concerts, the promotions – at Vinoy Park. Please. If that isn’t an example of how to make money on a historic downtown venue I don’t know what is. Are all of you out of work construction workers?

by Lexicaland October 28, 2011

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

creep-cap

Creep capping is the practice of secretly screen capping someone on video chat without their knowledge. It's commonly used on video chat sites such as omegle and chat roulette. Caps are later uploaded onto social networking sites or kept in picture folders to look back on.

Roza: "OMG. He's hot. Did you creep-cap him?"

Taylor: "Yep! He was so gully. He had no clue!"

by McFiggerty Jiggins August 23, 2011

Caps Lock

A button that doesn't exist on Chromebooks.

God, why does this Chromebook not have a Caps Lock key?

by Brabygg November 20, 2018

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017