tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.

Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.

by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 27, 2022

Tarded

Verb; and noun all in one. When the individual is super sensitive and highly reactive to offending situations, you call them Tarded so you don't bruise any egos or hurt some butts.

Statistically speaking, 86% of the American population is Tarded. They get offended and triggered just for having to get out of bed.

by CaptRedbeard July 30, 2022

Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.

Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.

by anonymous February 25, 2022

She-Tard

A woman who by all physical accounts looks to be normal but is VERY stupid. A female who makes stupid decisions constantly and the only reason she’s prob not dead is most likely men in her life have saved her repeatedly from consequences.

Dude, did you hear about Kim? She met a guy at a bar and left with him alone then got robbed. What? She’s lucky she’s not dead. She should know better, what a she-tard!

by Fo-Sho-Nuff November 12, 2025

Tard senses

The retard version of spider sense when a train is around

My tard senses are tingling

by 67 god November 18, 2025

Cuck Tard

An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.

Destiny is one of the most unimportant unimpressive cuck tards I’ve ever known

by JaeNikDoh November 18, 2025