Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media

I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!

by Bld84t April 18, 2021

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 28, 2020

Ham

A gullible person

Dann that nigga Jacob is a ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017