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Social Circle Virgin

A person you met, and want to fuck, who hasn't had sex with anyone in your social circle. This makes for an uncomplicated inclusion of them with your friends and avoids drama / bad vibes.
Met a hot Social Circle Virgin (SCV) last night who knows my roommate but they never hooked up
by Kaono August 5, 2016
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Social interaction zombie

An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.
I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.
by Mark Zergburger April 20, 2021
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Sunday Social Life

A social life that spans to Sunday as well as the rest of the week.

Sunday is the most boring day with the least amount of things to do, therefore, if you are doing ANYTHING on a sunday other than being bored, then you have a Sunday Social Life.

If you have one, then you are cool, obviously.
"Damnit! its soo boring ... I'm in desparate need of a Sunday Social Life! ....... "
by RyRy28 May 9, 2010
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Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013
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Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line
by yami100 July 21, 2010
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Ice Cream Social

A planned ice cream serving social event, such as a party, where ice cream Is served.
would you Like to come to my ice cream social on Saturday?
by PieM0nk October 21, 2010
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Social Injustice Warrior

The kind of person who screams meaningless buzzwords like "SJW" or "snowflake" because they lack the skills to form an independent opinion of their own. Basically, these people are scumbags who will fight any attempts to make society a more just place. Hell, they outright admit it by using SJW as an insult.
Jack: "Can you believe these snowflakes that want to tell me I can't say n***er?"

Stacy: "I mean, that's pretty much the absolute worst word you can say. Have a little respect for other people, it won't kill you..."

Jack: "ZOMG YOU SJW BETA MALE SNOWFLAKE CUCK POO-POO FACE I'M FIVE YEARS OLD INSIDE, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME, MY MIND IS A TORTUROUS PRISON I CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!"

Stacy: "'Beta male'? I'm a chick. You have some serious insecurities, dude. And did you piss your pants? Typical Social Injustice Warrior..."
by Cosmicdustjunkie June 8, 2017
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