September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

September 2nd

September 2nd is national "suck anyones dick who is exactly 1,88 and dutch.

Yoo its september 2nd, im gonna suck efe's dick!

by Banana062IsNotFunny September 2, 2022

September 3rd

Nation hit your shortest friend day (P.S Only deakon)

Tall friend:it’s September 3rd nation hit your shortest friend day
Deakon:fuck that’s me

by FUCKUPDIK September 2, 2022

6th of September

Kiss a guy who’s name starts with L

Hey is that Leo? I’m gonna go kiss him because it’s the 6th of September

by Lukasbtwz September 3, 2022

september 4

kiss a guy who's name starts with J

kiss jason on september 4

by iasdjiaj2 September 3, 2022

September 5

National kiss M day, kissma guy who’s name starts with M!

Man: Hey, it’s september 5th, kiss me!
Woman: Okay

by urbanbaby September 3, 2022

September 12th

You have to kiss someone with the letter R

R is good
September 12th r is good day

by anonymous September 3, 2022