Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
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Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021
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paper smart

When you take knowledge off of a paper
I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.
by Jamesssssss____ October 05, 2018
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`'`Paper`'`Box`'` paPer`'`bOx`'`, papeR`'`boX
`'`Paper`'`Box`'` paPer`'`bOx`'`, papeR`'`boX
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Sad Paper

Literature that upon consuming causes a universal sense of sadness.
"Hey bro did you read the climate action report they just published? We're so fucked!"
"Yeah for real bro, that was a real 'sad paper'."
by Zatata December 09, 2023
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Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper
Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Paper
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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