Mike

When something looks super ugly

Eww that dog looks so mike!

by Ydinase April 29, 2025

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.

She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008