Luke Jessop

a sexy beast with a large girthy cock

oh my god look at luke jessop and his girlfriend! i bet his cocks HUGE!

by browngirl69 March 12, 2022

Luke

A very sexy man

Person 1: who’s someone that is very sexy.
Person 2: luke is.
Luke : *waves fat erect ding dong* yep that’s me

by LeonTheGreat69 June 29, 2023

Luke

Cant take a joke

Cant take a joke luke

by Jackpower February 29, 2020

Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.

Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.

by Evrens father June 4, 2022

Luke

A guy with a massive cock who pulls every girl he wants and can act gay but is the straightest person out. He allways has at least 8 inches and can make a girl cum just with eye contact. Their personality is allways the best and is good at everything he does including being in the bed.

I wanna ride a Luke

by Ttv fat pizza May 9, 2021

Luke Hamen

An expression of confusion OR used in a way to insult someone (Basically calling them dumb). Most of the time there's ed at the end of the word Hamen so it's spelled like "Luke Hamened"

Ben: Mme Rice, Can you help me with question 2? I'm really "Luke Hamened" (used in the confused way).

Mme Rice: NO GO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. YOU'RE SO "LUKE HAMENED" (used in a rude way).

by YaMamasSoLit,ActuallyJustABit. September 17, 2020

The Luke Richard

The act of licking fromunda cheese from the homies under the lunch table.

Hey, i’m going to give you a The Luke Richard.

by brett ricketts December 17, 2024