long skirt bun head

n. a woman from a conservative religious community who dresses in long skirt and long sleeves, not being allowed to wear pants or show flesh, and has to wear her hair long but tied back in a bun: can be used to describe Amish, Mennonite, Apostolic Christian, or other weird religions

may be seen in cities occasionally, are more often seen in children's hospitals caring for their inbred children
Doctor: Where did all these long skirt bun heads come from?
Nurse: There is a little Amish boy on 4S with some weird congenital condition.
by wheezy302 November 04, 2007
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long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.
B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.
by Money Badger September 17, 2013
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foot long cheese dog

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob
"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"
by Justin :) February 27, 2008
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long island clam chowder

The act of leaving your female (or male) sexual partner in a "sticky situation", and while he/she's cleaning it off his/her chest, you douse him/her with a fine feast of brothy vomit. Then you walk out on the bitch/faggot.
My roommate Ryan, from Long Island, totally left some long island clam chowder running down that bitches' torso. He is truly a man amongst men. All Hile Ryan, the Surfer Kid!!!
by DJ Swizzybumfuck April 26, 2005
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i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100
by Kctae116 February 22, 2016
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What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin
by beattie April 12, 2005
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kentucky long bread

when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.
Last night I Kentucky long breaded someone.
by john rambo November 10, 2007
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