hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

by fat mark May 01, 2003

left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

by theinspector June 19, 2008

jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

by JewishMale June 14, 2011

Aux jew

Someone who would rather kill themselves than give up the aux cord.

Alright rhys hand over the aux, you're being an aux jew

by Str8money March 09, 2017

Badass Jew

Self-explanatory.

If you still don't get what "Badass Jew" means, though, think about The Bear Jew or real-life badass Jews such as Doctor Ruth (a Holocaust survivor and a Haganah member).

by Nickidewbear July 22, 2017

marry-jew-wanna

A syndrome wherein a Gentile desires to marry a Jewish person because they believe that Jews are nicer and/or more affluent than most other people.

Why is Cindy going to a synagogue? Isn't she a Baptist?

She suffers from marry-jew-wanna.

by Phil Goodman March 30, 2009

Holy Jew Fro

the phrase used to describe a man with jew-fro like hair that is also incredibly sexy, hot, or attractive.

"Matthew Morrison is hot, like HOLY JEW FRO"
"Drew's so hot, it's all holy jew fro up in this lesson"

jew fro fro hot sexy

by ho-hum May 26, 2010