Jacob

Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.

Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...

by Nevaeh rose May 19, 2018

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Jacob

Asian small cock

Jacob has a big cock lol jk

by Fatweiner May 21, 2018

jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017

jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine

The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.

by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017

jacob rush

a gay as fuck nigga that sucks dick for free

man u a jacob rush

by jacob rush October 16, 2017

Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017