jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

jacob yanski

Of all God’s angels, he is the greatest. Must I say more?

Everyone loves “Jacob Yanski”

by Jyanski May 1, 2018

jacob

Jacob is a very nice and loving person. When you first meet him, you wanna be his best friend, hes sporty and loves music. He always dress in nice cloths, he's cool and love animals

Amanda: You are so nice!

Jacob: Thanks, wanna go out to the movies

Amanda: Sure <3 :D

by SuperCuteCat8 January 10, 2018

jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017

jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine

The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.

by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017

jacob rush

a gay as fuck nigga that sucks dick for free

man u a jacob rush

by jacob rush October 16, 2017

Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017