Pig-Hitter

1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high

2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners

3. one who abuses and beats pigs

Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!

Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.

Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!

by musicalmisanthropist July 25, 2012

Pig Dicked

A sexual position when a man revolves while mid pump to twist his penis continually until it results in a corkscrew shape when pulled out.

Stop pig dicking around over there this isn't Porked with Prejudice by Pig Dickinson. Otherwise you will end up completely pig dicked!

by Monty Supply July 15, 2011

Peppa Pig

A LITERAL QUEEN!!!!!!

She is the queen of tik tok and everyone loves her and her sweet British accent and her out of no where oinks
Oh yes, and she can’t whistle

Peppaaaaaaa what are you doing in the urban dictionaryyyyyyyyy
Peppa pig is a goddess and should be respected at all times by everybody

by Bonskeeskee September 29, 2019

Pig Bank

Jail; Prison; The Slammer

The Pig Bank hit the jackpot last night!

by kaabakaze April 11, 2010

The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.

Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.

by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017

Feed the pigs

To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.

I'm off to feed the pigs!
That was a huge curry! The pigs will be happy!

by pig farmer November 19, 2007

rally pig

Sex in the bed of a pickup truck, especially while it's in motion.

We went rally pigging after the game last night.

by brotherjo August 16, 2012