HOLY

god loves you

holy i wanted to see if this can get the top definition

by qewgrxbf nb June 24, 2021

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Holy Trinity

When you have 'completed' a girl. When you have ejacualted in a womans fanny, bumhole and mouth.

Super Holy Trinity if you complete this challenge in 1 night

Holy Fuck you know that wee cow over there, she's had the Holy Trinity off Kev

by brown0808 December 6, 2022

Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

holy piss

a word that youtuber, grayson dolan from the youtube channel the dolan twins used in the youtube video hat of dares 3 to say that he is sunburnt

as grayson dolan said: “holy piss i am red”

by kate12345678 May 12, 2018

Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

Holy Schnikes

phrase usually used when you're surprised, gasped.(used in a Disney show Sydney to the Max)

Holy Schnikes! That's was fabulous

by iamautistic February 23, 2023