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Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”
by kirby1000 May 29, 2022
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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Fruit Slut

Someone who is a slut for fruit.
He always wants to eat fruit, he’s such a fruit slut.
by Lucky-13 July 10, 2023
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Fruit cake

A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited
Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022
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bubble fruit

A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.
A bubble fruit promptly plopped into his mouth as he sucked on that woman's booty hole.
by Buurt Macklin August 7, 2022
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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves
I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.
by ktkills January 25, 2024
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Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities
We don’t want none of them fruit wagons in our country
by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021
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