drunk as a thousand Apaches

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches
by Woody Thomas March 04, 2006
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Brett Kavanaugh Drunk

When a past black out drunk event comes back to ruin your life!
Man, I got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk lastnight!
by Betazk22 September 26, 2018
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tucker max drunk

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com
He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.
by hooligan333 November 01, 2003
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drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.
OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!
by arm&hammer February 20, 2010
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drunk like a chola

when you start acting gangsterific while you are intoxicated
Dang Cassie be acting drunk like a chola! she kept trying to call her sexy cholo!
by SEXY NURSE DTS May 04, 2011
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chalk line drunk

after a hard night of drinking you pass out on the ground like your dead and the police should draw a line around your body like at a crime scene
You partied so hard last night I found you chalk line drunk on the floor passed out like a victim of a drive by.
by Rich Apple August 29, 2009
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Myrtle Beach Drunk

To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.
by MNR June 06, 2015
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