Le French Dip

The original French Dip is a combination of the traditional Donkey Punch and Dirty Rodruigez. However as the French say, d'une torsion . . . with a twist. . .

As the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having anal intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her anal sphincter tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for all involved).

When the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of anal insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed Frenchman/occupier of France, Adolph Hitler.

Hey Rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you've been telling me how much you've been craving a Le French Dip . . . it's delish . . . yum-o!!!

by Le Martini January 26, 2011

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Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

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one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007

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