Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

one dip wonder

means what it says . when a guy inserts his dick into a woman and puts it in once and cums, one dip wonder, dips it in only once

boy and girl are in bed about to have sex
girl : u gonna put it in yet
boy : yh its goin in now

before he has time to thrust he cums

girl : your fukin crap!!!!

girl tells all his mates about his one dip wonder

by MRBITCHOFTHEYEAR May 1, 2007

dip his wick

For males - having sexual intercourse

To dip his wick with most of the girls in class is Al's greatest wish.

by elihu root July 31, 2006

rip n' dip

you have sex with a girl then you leave. you rip and then dip.

Damn that girl is rip n' dip, im gonna take her home tonight.

by jamal February 12, 2005

Na Dip Sherlock

A phrase to use to when someone tells you something that is already obvious.

Someone: You know that penguins cannot fly, right?

Me: NA DIP SHERLOCK!

by why an i here April 18, 2020

Double dipped banana

One man fucks two women in the ass, then a third woman sucks his dick clean.

Ashley really enjoyed that double dipped banana last night.

by Sleasy Cheese April 25, 2009

Long Island Dip

v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.

Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.

by zombieprom August 10, 2013