cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

cunt of a bitch

The female equivalent of "son of a bitch".

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

by mimmiemimmie July 3, 2009

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

dumb cunt

You

Me: You're a dumb cunt

by GreggsNE December 18, 2018

Cunt powder

A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.

Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"

Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".

Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."

by Kronen V May 6, 2010