cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses
by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021
Get the cracker mug.When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
Get the Cracker Jack mug.ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
Get the ball cracker 9000 mug.The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.
When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.
And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.
Apparently this is the master race...
Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.
by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021
Get the Cracker mug.A “derogatory” term founded by white supremacists, to seem like they’re oppressed, when they’re really not. This has backfired, as when most of the time when people use the term, they use it sarcastically or in a satire way.
by Stupid Af June 23, 2021
Get the Crackers mug.A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
Get the Seasoned Cracker mug.To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012
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