by samluna February 16, 2024

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!
by This Is Your Secret Admirer June 10, 2012

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023

F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 27, 2021

An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
by The Dozer556 May 15, 2010
