Brandon

He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.

Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."

by StonerEmoChick2006 October 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.

“Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog”

by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 22, 2021

Brandon

A man who pukes after only taking a few drinks/shots, or just puked every time he gets drunk.

“Dude you are such a Brandon”

“There goes Brandon puking again”

by Roiduser25 February 24, 2020

Brandon

The whole Squid game cast who is also gay

Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one

Brandon likes dudes

by Adam L Nguyen April 24, 2022

Brandon

hi im Brandon

hi im Brandon

by peachy_maiko January 1, 2022

Brandon

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

by Asthmaplasma May 5, 2021

brandon'

best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel

brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike

by daddy brandon' June 27, 2019