Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

Brandon Rancourt

A fagget from the United States of America

I saw big Brandon Rancourt

by Fuckyi October 1, 2015

Brandon

A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek

I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.

by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019

Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys

Brandon is a dick

by That 1 boy that no-one likes June 22, 2022

Brandon

Brandon, is the definition of loyal but can be very much so helpful some of the times he’s a dick but he can be very sweet when he wants, he will always put someone in front of him

Ooh, brandon is such a dick but he’s so sweet

by Glennise brown May 18, 2022

Brandon

A dickhead thats really fricking annoying

Ew I found a Brandon

by xxpickleAddyLoverxx December 13, 2021

Brandon and Elina

THE BEST RELATIONSHIP AND COUPLE EVERY!!! OMFG THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY GOD. ELINA HAS 10 PILLOWS ON HER BED AND BRADON SLEEPS ON 5 AND ELINA SLEEPS ON THE OTHER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon isn't that athletic so she is the only person who likes him as he can not touch the bottom of a basketball net.

Omfg!! Brandon and Elina is so super thirsty couple but Brandon can't show her his 6 pack and gains as he has none.

by NathanJo Tarn March 21, 2022