Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 21, 2010

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad

This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

by Psuedoynm May 6, 2011

endless salad bowl

When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.

Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.

by Dr Drew LePinskey October 8, 2011

turd in a punch bowl

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.

Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!

by lindie April 1, 2006

Human cereal bowl

An act usually reserved for parties or the refreshments of an orgy. A man with a chest dent has his legs put behind his head and his arms wrapped around his buttocks. His dent is then filled with cereal and milk for the enjoyment of the party-goers or orgy participants.

Ted has the grossest chest dent! We should invite him to the next orgy party and make him into a human cereal bowl.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

Muddy Soup Bowl

Where you are doing your girlfriend from behind while she has diarrhea.

"Dude, I did the muddy soup bowl last night, it was righteous!!!"

by Long Dong Salam December 19, 2009