Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

shayna baber

she's a great friend, she's super good at basketball!! shes a lil goofy but that's a good thing. she fits in with the right crowd and shes very smart.

shayna baber can foul you ;)

by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017

D’bagCreeper

A person you know well , like a good friend or brother in law, who decides to creep on your lady while asleep and your still partying!

While I was partying with my brother , Benji ( my brother in law) was a D’bagCreeper and apparently has a deathwish!

by HonestAbe76 May 19, 2018

Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.

“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”

by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018